Dream homes don't exist

I thought that IKEA was the place to go. Being that I am on this whole future home decoration window shopping spree I figured I should start at the place that is receiving rave reviews from my sister and all the other educated twentysomethings. WASTE OF MY FREAKING TIME. There are these blinds that I thought would go well with my whole living room theme and after spending a whole day at IKEA and browsing ETHAN ALLEN I came to the conclusion that if I wanted them I would have to create them myself.