Friday, June 09, 2006

Fantasy Lane...

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. ~ Carl G. Jung

1. You are in the Witness Protection Program and must invent a new first, last, and middle name.

A) Katarina Vixen Matenopoulis

2. You are in a threesome with two famous people, alive or dead.

A) Why it gotta be famous people?? Since you are twisting my arm, Will & Opm1.

3. You are in charge of naming your new band. What's the name of the band?

A) Bad Girls

4. You are going to get a free tattoo of?

A) Nothing. I'm not into body art

5. You are being forced to listen to one song over and over, ad infinitum, as a form of torture. What song is it?

A) Any Hyphy song. Uuugh

6. You are leaving your state/province. What state do you move to?

A) Hawaii. Or Texas

7. You are leaving your country, where would you move to?

A) Lake Cuomo, Italy. Next to George Clooney

8. You get to choose one book as the best ever written. What book do you choose?

A) The Message Remix by Eugene Patterson

9. You get to choose one movie as the best ever made. What movie do you choose?

A) Casablanca.

10. You get to spend one day each as a bird, an insect, and a mammal. What bird would you be? What insect? What mammal?:

A) Bird: Swan, cos I'm pretty;P
Insect: Uuugh. Probably a butterfly, yes I'm vain.
Mammal: Dolphin

11. You must re-live one year of your life. Which would you like to relive?

A) 2003. Best year ever! But I'd also go back to 2000 to handle one tiny bit of business.

12. Which would you least like to relive?

A) 2005. Huge chunks of it.

13. You have a time machine that will take you backwards anywhere from 1800 to the present. What decade do you most want to visit?

A) 1840s Regency England. As a member of the ton.

14. You must choose to go skydiving or very-deep-sea diving.:

A) Sky Diving

15. You get to return to the past (using that handy dandy time machine we were talking about before) and have a sexual encounter with a rock star who is no longer alive. Who do you pick?:

A) Ugh. I can't stand rockstars so I don't really care...Bob Marley?

16. You get to be a contestant on any game show, airing today or in the past. What show do you want to be on?

A) Family Feud

17. You are given $1 million dollars but you must give it all to one charity.

A) Sickle Cell Research

18. You must ban one word from the dictionary and all usage, to be no longer uttered or written. What word do you ban?

A) alien

19. You can have 100 million dollars tax free but if you take it, you'll die at the age of fifty. Do you take it?

A) Oh Hell no!

20. You can commit one crime , and never be caught...what crime would you commit?

A) Rob the Fort Knox. Of all it's gold.

3 comments:

CoatMan said...

Rob Fort Knox of all its gold? Hmm, that reminds me of an episode of Pinky & The Brain, where The Brain designs an ingenious sceheme (involving super-strength sneezing powder) to get into Fort Knox, and, when he succeeds in getting inside, realises that he hasn't the feintest idea about how to carry away the vast quantity of extremely heavy gold...

Vixen said...

Lol---Thanks for the tip. I'll be sure to figure out how to carry it all out. hehehe.

Adunni said...

I'd really love to visit 1840s England in short any part of 19th century England as a member of the ton too.