Found YOU

i don't know where to begin, but let us just say that it all started with a website directory submission
you know one of those things where they tell you to sign up for something and you do and that you do and that you need to give them the name of your website and so you do, but instead of giving them your real email address you give them a fake one but somehow they still manage to find you. i honestly have no idea how it works but let's just say that they found mii.
oh my word is this the working of uncle sam
i hope not