free hotel

I want a free hotel stay for real i want someone to just call mii and say no strings attach go to this place and you will have a free stay at a hotel and all you have to do is show up i really wish this happens, why because i want to do something totally out of this world and it requires being in a place that does not belong to mii, so yeah if u know of any place where i can do this, please let mii know and we will pursue it.