Friday, October 21, 2005

Evening Classes

New Evening Classes for Men

ALL ARE WELCOME -- OPEN TO MEN ONLY

Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants.

The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:

DAY ONE

  • HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS: Step by step guide with slide presentation
  • TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS? Roundtable discussion
  • DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR :Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics)
  • DISHES & SILVERWARE; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES? Debate among a panel of experts.
  • LOSS OF VIRILITY: Losing the remote control to your significant other - Help line and support groups
  • LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS: Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming - Open forum

DAY TWO

  • EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?Group discussion and role play
  • HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH PowerPoint presentation
  • REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST: Real life testimonial from the one man who did
  • IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?Driving simulation
  • LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER: Online class and role playing
  • HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION: Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques
  • REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE: Bring your calendar or PDA to class

4 comments:

NML said...

They gave me a giggle. We should hold these classes! Oooh, I think I'm getting an idea.....The icecube thing *really* winds me up!

Divorced and Dealing said...

See some of us men learned all those things and we still get divorced, so i say, why bother to learn em...

Joycii said...

Too funny.

Justice said...

HA! HA! Very funny. LOL