Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Drugs and other stories

Losing weight and gaining weight. I have no idea where to begin but sometimes i think of all the options out there to lose weight and i'm forced to just sit and chill and consider it all. seriously
anyways so this is where i am right now thinking about this new drug phentermine diet pill and wondering who will sign up to use it and who will go to the gym and who will decide to just have their innards cut out
i'm really wondering
okay i'm out

Thursday, November 18, 2010

True story

I lost 7 pounds, that is the truth. I lost 7 pounds it was this huge scare in which i thought my insides were going to kill mii and so i started eating alot of fiber every day about 20 - 30 grams of fiber to be exact and i drank a lot of water daily and make sure that my last meal occurred before 7pm and that is what i did and i lost weight, it wasn't planned or anything like that
it just happened
so this a true story about one of the diets that work

take care

Thursday, November 04, 2010

Take twelve

It isn't the shirt or the jeans that define a man, no. it isn't. it isn't the cut of his suit or the quality of leather on his briefcase. no it isn't that either. what is it. what is the one defining thing that sets men apart when it comes to their appearance. no it isn't their cologne either. it is their shoes. yep so before you go and spend another 150 dollars on a pair of jeans in an attempt to garner more attention check out  mbt shoes  because they just might be what you need

Take eleven

take eleven, think eleven and then divide it by seven, think seven and then multiply it by eight and then reverse it all so that you are left with only two thoughts, only three cheyenne cigars to pass the time as you wait and crave the silence but are bombarded instead by noise watch it all and get lost in it, i have to admit that right now i can't think of anything better than this but then again what do i know, so think about eleven, seven, eight, two and three

Take ten

I want to travel, i want to get lost somewhere in the middle of this continent and have only the sunset as a constant. i want to forget time and space and focus on the little things in life that i don't understand. so  i need to start looking at some travel deals because right now there are so many that i don't even know if they are legit or if they are just money scamming deals.

Take nine




What is the best way to burn fat, my wonderful sig fig, also known as my wonderful cool significant other also known as my manfriend has had a couple of shifts where he is in charge of cleaning the doughnut factory and there is something about all that grease. So i guess i should boycott donuts and instead look more and maybe invest money into  weightloss diet pills

Take eight

Are you serious
think about it and then think about it again, would they really tell you what the best thing for you is, do you really expect the company that is selling the item to have the best review or would it be a third party, for instance think about lipofuze reviews do you think they are skewed by the manufacturer to get you to buy the product or do you choose to believe that it is really as nice as they say it is. think about it and think again

Take seven

Think about your childhood
close your eyes and do so
when you were a child what was your curse?
were you plagued with a case of pimples and had to consult a list to tell you the best acne cleanser or was it that you didn't have any friends and so you were a loner, or maybe you just didn't have time to not make friends because you were always moving and so there was just nothing to do or say. Hmmmm i have no idea what it was but what i do know is that now you are grown and so nothing matters anymore get over that stuff.

take six

in this day and age when the number of diseases that are linked to obesity is rising.
i don't know if that is a grammatically correct sentence.
let me try again
in this day and age we have a large number of diseases linked to obesity.
hmmm i think that works, not what i am really trying to say but it works better than the first sentence. but yeah as i saying obesity increases your risk of alot of diseases so it would be wise if you are overweight or obese to look into free weight loss programs that exist

Take five

If you see a sister standing by the road
www.extenzesideeffects.org
Is sex really that good? seriously when you think of all the side effects that could occur you have to ask yourself is it really worth the hassle, is my equipment really that deficient that i would want to risk blindness, numbness and the list goes on just in order to have an orgasm. i would like to believe that most people that use this product really think twice before doing so and don't just take a nonsensical leap

Take four

when you were a child what was your curse? were you plagued with a case of mild acne or was it that you didn't have any friends and so you were a loner, or maybe you just didn't have time to not make friends because you were always moving and so there was just nothing to do or say. Hmmmm i have no idea what it was but what i do know is that now you are grown and so nothing matters anymore get over that stuff.

Take three

what are buy.com coupons
i don't know you tell me
here is what i do know, i do know that i am trying to plan a getaway for this wonderful man that i love and i can't seem to find any coupons and he is gourgeous and considerate so if you have any more information on how this can be done in a cost effective fashion please feel free to tell me as soon as possible so that i can get this show on the road, or if you have a million dollars that you want to give away also please don't hesitate to call em

Take two

Ah so let us talk more about this wonderful country, some people pass a law and because the other party wins they decide to roll back what has been done by the previous party. I don't know if that is legal or not but here is what i do know is going to happen, the wonderful red people are more concerned with lining their pockets than they are with yours and so if you are preexisting condition such as  malignant Mesothelioma you are screwed.

Take one

So the Republicans won the house and the senate is like 3 seats away from their reach. Is this a good thing or a bad thing. At this point, i have to admit that i really can't say and that is the simple truth. For real, when you think about the economy and the strides being taken to set this aright you have to wonder if the fate of Wall Street should be left in the hands of a party that would make Forex trading software illegal

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

stuff

i have an ipod touch when i think about life before the it i must admit that there is little that comes to mind, is it replaceable? yes i am very sure that at some point a new ipod will be created or a new iphone that will revolutionize the way things are done but until then i have to admit that i like what i do have, there is the ipod nano and the ipod shuffle, i like the shuffle because it is small and cute and it seamlessly fits into places and it is just there, i like that.
what else am i missing
hmmm oh i don't like the limitations tho that exist
what are they
i'll let you think about that one for a while

what

i have no idea what thrust bearings and that is a fact.
i have no idea what will happen to my innards if i don't see a doctor
i have no idea what tanya will say tomorrow when i do in fact call her
i have no idea about alot of things and that is the reason why i spent the whole day reading a book in borders, just so i can avoid all the things that i don't know, because i have to admit that after a while it gets scary and i start to wonder how in the world will i be move forward

hard times

i have an uncle that has one of those airport jobs just to get by, he has a master's degree in something but at nights in order to pay the bills he works in the cleaning department for the airport, that is the kind of man that he is and do i think less of him, hell no he is doing an honest job that needs to be done just in order to feed to his family and there is dignity in that, there is pride in knowing that he isn't taking hand out because he is too lazy to work
but then again
what do i know
i'm not married with kids

dreams

so in my dream apartment there is no furniture in the living room, hmmm let me think about that again, okay so maybe there is some furniture maybe i can have a modern sofa in my living room, but i have always dreamnt of the empty space just being there, just existing, i don't know the more i think about it the more i think that i will have a wall with a huge wall paper that is a painting or landscape and then my bed will also exist and my blender
and that is about it
oh my chair
do i need one
hmmmmmmm

Bino

i don't know what is the advantage of  Nikon binoculars when you want to go bird watching, what is the need for an outdoor fire thingy seriously when you think of the amount of bugs that live outside why would you decide to do something like that. so yeah i'm more of the whole indoor option which instead allows one to sit on the carpet and see the fireplace. but then the problem is where does the smoke go, and so yeah i'm not sure which way it would go but yeah i think an imitation fireplace might just work after all

Shows not to watch

i think i am officially done with all the medical shows out there
i find that i know more about ekg machines and lidocaine than i need to and it really is not helping me,
so i have this wierd feeling in my tummy and do you think that knowing all these stuff like asytole help
nope it does not so yeah this is an end to HOUse, Grey's what else is out there, anything including the episode of ER that might show on TNT during the daytime i am done oooooooooooooooooooo